she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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