i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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