Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you win again, gameday.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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