My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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