i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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