I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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