we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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