I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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