We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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