Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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