WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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