hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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