he shaved USA in his pubs
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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