I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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