google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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