So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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