i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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