haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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