I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
