; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Small penises have feelings too.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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