So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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