do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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