If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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