Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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