so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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