All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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