Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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