margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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