sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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