I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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