I bet he comes in French.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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