I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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