About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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