Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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