Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
