is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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