Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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