the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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