i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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