so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
then he tried to convert me to islam
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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