Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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