judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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