Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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