I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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