hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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