Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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