you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
