We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
