C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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