I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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