There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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