I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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